By errrmkl46 - 02/12/2009 06:25 - United States

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML
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amatayo 0

how did he have your cell phone number? making up stories to get on fml is lame.

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eyFuckmylife 0

hahahah. did you thank him for blessing you??

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Starfire22 5

Do you live in a apartment or a house? If it's an apartment, you can somtimes hear your neighbor, and perhaps they wanted to be funny... If you live in a house that's really creepy fyl

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perdix 29

That's only a little less creepy than getting a cup with semen he produced while watching you shower. Check your mailbox later! ;)

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blastvortex 3

Why would your neighbor have your cell number unless you gave it to him? If this FML isn't fake (which I doubt), then YDI.

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idkweird 0

Since when are cell phones listed in the phone book?

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nikkers 0

wait you guys have your cellphone numbers in a phone book? christ thats stupid... i have a creepy neighbour too, he prolly would have knocked on my door to say bless you.. I'd suggest you change your number ASAP and make it private. Ona side note did you know a sneeze is like one twelth of an ******? Arent you glad he was a part of it.. Hahaha

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tia73 0

those are the things i lock myself in my room in the back of my closet for several days over.

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tia73 0

i officially want to see every comment you leave, because there is always something hilarious to see on it O_o...not in a creepy stalker way.. just.. in two comments, i would never have been witty enough to think of that :o

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