By errrmkl46 - 02/12/2009 06:25 - United States

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML
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amatayo 0

how did he have your cell phone number? making up stories to get on fml is lame.

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deelightful 0

this is fake. fml is no good anymore. because i swear almost all of the stories are fake

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robertsk89 0

omg! that is sooo flipping creepy. fyl! I would seriously move before you get raped!

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FerrariCake 2

Ultimate fail... posting an obvious fake: 1. Why would creepy old neighbor have your cell number? 2. Old people don't text.

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CharleneW 0

Lmao @ old people don't text. I know plenty of people who are 50, 60+ who text. And maybe she gave her neighbour to him in case of emergencies because he seemed harmless at first and slowly started to get creepier and creepier.

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69_ 0

1) My grandparents do. 2) Maybe she/he gave it to him, it's not that inconceivable that someone would want to communicate with their neighbors, in the event emergency or something.

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Craze_fan 0

You know, people say bless you TO BE POLITE. This wasn't some creepo waiting outside your window, breathing hard and listening intently; this was your neighbor who was IN HIS OWN HOUSE and JUST HAPPENED TO HEAR. Also there's the fact that at some point you gave him your cell # or at least put it in some venue where which it was made available to him. So, QED, your neighbor is very polite and you're a jerk.

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bentonthegreat 0

Sounds like the FML where the woman was tanning topless in her yard and she sneezed and the neighbor said bless you from the bush

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mizu22 0

why does he have your number??

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Silentknight 0

wait, you were actually IN the shower when you sneezed? don't you have a shower curtain? or a window curtain? or common sense? maybe the guy is really an undercover minister who simply wanted to bless all of his contacts. the timing is a coincidence. love thy neighbor ;)

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