By errrmkl46 - 02/12/2009 06:25 - United States

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML
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amatayo 0

how did he have your cell phone number? making up stories to get on fml is lame.

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apbennett91 0

why is this an FML? that old guy is freakin awesome.

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nixipixio 0

Fully agreed! I'd totally text someone 'Bless you' if I had their number!

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misspeg 0

haven't there bn quite a few FMLs regarding this whole sneeze thing and someone who wasn't meant 2 be watching/listening says bless you? c'mon fml staff...

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jif_fml 0

a sneeze is not a fraction of an ******, that's a myth.

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nikkers 0

It is one eighth of an ****** according to the interwebs dear.

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nixipixio 0

and the interwebs are ALWAYS honest, right.

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crazylady654 0

what if that man is a woman? oh, i just got the heebie jeebies

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hahaha6 0

See, not only am I concerned that he has your cell #, but that he has figured out how to text.

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muserule99 0

I have heard variations of this story all over the net. Stop lieing.

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darealchickenman 0

Why does you creepy old neighbor have you cellphone number? I think thats more creepy.

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