Um, ew.

OP-That's ******* discusting why wouldn't u wash ur hands after taking a shit??

its not as gross as if you were to have gotten that massive dump all over your hands. nows thats just nassty

you shouldn't bite your nails whether or not you just took a dump. your hands are the dirtiest part of your body. YDI :P

The size of your dump doesn't matter. You didn't wash your hands because you're just simply disgusting. YDI.

how do you forget to wash your hands?!

Today, I logged onto FML for fun... and only read about some moron complaining about how they grossed themselves out with their own gross behavior. FML. Also, most stomach-related illnesses are contracted by following the "fecal-oral" path. Do you guys know what that is? It's when particles of someone's shit (your own or someone else's) are ingested by you through your mouth. That's right - You get the "stomach flu" or "food poisoning" because you ate shit. Most common cause? Someone didn't wash their hands. Enjoy your shit sandwiches, slobs.

that is so nasty!!!!!

I bet it smelled like a Cake Fart. (don't google that either)

I don't get what's so bad about this specific case. Sure, you're gross for not washing your hands, but you're not gonna get sick. The bacteria or whatever else might be in the poop is already in your body, or else it wouldn't have been in your poop. If you weren't sick before, you're not gonna get sick now. Unless you're worried because there was obvious poop on your hands, in which case you're just stupid.