Miscellaneous: Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So,...

By anonymous - 24/04/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML

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By ithinkicanmakeit - 20/08/2014 17:01 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

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By Meaghan - 12/02/2013 17:41 - United States - North Myrtle Beach

Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML

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By noname - 13/12/2008 05:48 - France

Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML

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By Guntherdog - 27/06/2013 15:17 - United States

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By blood buddies - 03/07/2014 17:53 - United States - Milford

Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML

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By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML

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juggyjones 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:17

that's why you go on birth control so that you can use it to safely delay or skip your period. it's part of wedding planning 101.

grazynaanka 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:18

It likes to come at the worst possible moments. This is going to sound gross but, if you and your new husband want to do the deed, use a female condom. And hey, at least you know your bestfriend is a true friend!

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_foxportions 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 9:19

PLUSSS, it's not that easy to just 'plan' out when you're gonna get it. Maybe she WAS keeping track on the calender, and it cam unexpectedly or she was a few days off. I mean..really people? come ON

zaya1324 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 9:21

"I'm getting married tomorrow and my fiance just got her period. FML"

hannahgilb 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 9:48

you're getting married and you STILL use a pad? ewww upgrade to tampons...

AnimeJet 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 10:12

lol @ all the little kids that think they're some how more mature for preferring one menstrual product over another. If you spend so much time judging people on what they use to soak up blood, i don't think they're the ones that are gross or childish XD

sugarkitty 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 10:30

well thats what best friends are for! :)

lotte_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 10:57

YDI. It is not like you can't control you period! Girl, we're living in the 21st century! Seriously, I would have taken any pill or whatevet to avoid something like this...