By anonymous - 24/04/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
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juggyjones 0

that's why you go on birth control so that you can use it to safely delay or skip your period. it's part of wedding planning 101.

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grazynaanka 0

It likes to come at the worst possible moments. This is going to sound gross but, if you and your new husband want to do the deed, use a female condom. And hey, at least you know your bestfriend is a true friend!

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wow_ur_lame23 0

who the hell is the sexist bastard who said she deserved it? ITS HER WEDDING!!! ITS NOT HER FAULT!!!! U WOOD BE SHOCKED WHAT WE GO THROUGH IN A TYPICAL DAY TO LOOK "PRESENTABLE" btw congrats on the wedding and that friend of urs is a sweetheart

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AgentGreenEyes 4

how does anyone deseerve this? and its better to use a pad if her friend has to help her...could you imagine her friend changing her tampon? although doctors say you do not have to take the placebos in your Birth control pack you can start a new one because if you do not ovulate because of the birth control you arent having a true period... still **** your life indeed...well since you are marrying your guy he should be understanding

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that_guy01 0

yea definitely FYL. And your best friend's as well.

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greenman_fml 0

haha mantangible you're fat and need pads for macintire tran magic. just try a new pongible tack magic plastic to win over you're fiance. pork bacconaise

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sheheartsthings 0

So? Period sex is the best. You'll have an even more awesome wedding night.

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kvgf1484 0

If you're old enough to be getting married... you're old enough to be able to count to when your next expected period is. You should have thought about this.

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yesmy_love 0

#87. i appreciate your tampon-pad comment. A ******* MEN. you took the words out of my larynx you SOB!!!!

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OhNoUDidnt 0

You have to change tampons too. If you don't, you will start with a high fever, diarrhea, and vomiting. TSS can be fatal. It's not a big deal. It's not like only some women are chosen to have periods and others are not. But I would still buy her one hell of a thank you gift.

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airandfingers 0

#165: People usually reserve wedding dates at least 6 months in advance. If this woman wasn't on her period, there's a good chance that the slight variation in her cycle would make her unable to count it. Agreed with #5 though, my fiancee says she's read that you can just take an extra week of the active birth control (instead of the usual placebo pills) and it'll delay your period...

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