Intimacy: Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have...

By thisreallysucks2 - 23/03/2009 02:15 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML

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By kylie - 10/08/2010 07:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML

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Today, I was playing a game on my boyfriend's phone when he got a text from a girl saying, "Last night was so fun." When I asked him about it, he panicked and said, "We were hunting Bigfoot." FML

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By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML

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By denied - 11/08/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I was supposed to finally go out with my guy friend that I have liked for a long time. He told me he would text me, and after waiting for hours for the text, I finally got it. It said, "Guess what!? I just got laid!" He forgot our date, had it off, and I congratulated him. FML

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By Username - 15/06/2011 01:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

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By gottacatchemall - 08/01/2014 05:43 - United States

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

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By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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By Jamie - 10/03/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML

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By Ignored - 13/07/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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Tipsybeaver 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:27

In his defense, that game is awesome.

Ybot_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:29

Platinum is out? WHY AM I ON FML?!?

Comments

Mnemic 5

Monday 23 March 2009 13:55

I would never give up sex for a video game. Games are nice to kill time but if I have something better to do then that gets priority. Sounds like your boyfriend doesn't have his priorities right. ;)

Paynegwynn 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:56

I can't get Platinum until my next paycheck :(

LifeSux19 0

Monday 23 March 2009 14:01

I don't know what to say...but I would differently play platinum with my bf (if I had one)... I don't think your bf is a jerk and I don't think you should break up with him just because he turned down sex this one time. psssh..but I guess you have to save the best for last..

lulzy 0

Monday 23 March 2009 14:06

LOL PWNED pokemon>sex sry2say

SickOrSane 0

Monday 23 March 2009 14:06

I smell virgins.

mememememe 0

Monday 23 March 2009 14:11

it seems kind of selfish for you to expect sex as soon as you want it especially because it seemes like your the one whos made him wait. You made him wait until you were ready and it was a good time for you so now hes making you do the same. Chill out im sure youll get yours within a day or two.

falloutgirl_fml 3

Monday 23 March 2009 14:11

DUMP HIM. you deserve better!

TheAntiComment 0

Monday 23 March 2009 14:17

why is everyone blaming him? If this girl is bad in bed, id rather play pokemon too

beehang91 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 11:17

it takes two to HAVE sex FYI. no one can be bad in bed.

blacklagoon_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 14:19

LOL 25!

vt_mruhlin 0

Monday 23 March 2009 14:23

Seriously, why be such a bitch? Girls just expect guys to drop everything whenever the opportunity for sex (with your girlfriend) comes up? Plans are plans, and if you didn't know that a game he likes was coming out today, you're a bad girlfriend. Pokemon is kind of gay though, so really you get a "you deserved that one" for dating a gay dude.