By jkon - 04/08/2009 05:11 - United States

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Today, I texted my girlfriend and told her I was mowing my lawn. She responded, "It's about time, it keeps getting caught in my teeth!" I was referring to the lawn outside of my house. FML
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georgia_fml 0

I guess you've got more mowing to do then!

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cactus_fml 0

So trim your pubes. No biggie. ;)

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AntiChrist7 0

you must be a very boring person if that's the most exciting thing you can talk about

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quantum_insanity 0

what if it was part of a longer conversation? she probably asked what he was doing or something.

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deliapearl 0

how is this a FML?

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WonderBlunder 0

Your weiner is very small for your "lawn" to get caught in her teeth.

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zolziski 11

That, or his girlfriend's just really, really good lol.

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jnic 0

Or his bush is really ******* long and crazy.

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Flip3289 9

Maybe she just like to deep throat, ever thought of that?

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viral_fml 0

Gotta agree with Wonder, but you're still getting head, so you've still got mowing to do.

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pumface 0

you must have a really small dick. ydi

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Rude_Girl_Ska 0

This story can go 2 ways. Either you REALLY need to shave those pubes of yours or you girlfriend's a Goat Either way, FYL man.

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dg72592_fml 0

haha that was funny as shit

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daniisme 0

win 17. I'm on a goat, I'm on a goat, every body look at me cuz I'm on a mutha ****** goat

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silverash_fml 3

Two things, if that is all you have to speak to your girlfriend about I think you need a change, e.g. maybe a trim downstairs. Secondly, if that is the first thing she thinks about, you better trim it otherwise your not getting any head again.

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iFruit 0

Maybe she likes to eat the grass outside your house! No one ever considered that!

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plexico 3

I did! I'm thinking the girlfriend is cheating on the dude WITH HIS OWN LAWN! If he didn't find out this way, I'm sure he'd come home early one day, find her going down on the lawn, taking it rhizome-deep! Who knew she'd prefer dirt and grass to his junk!?

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iFruit 0

Ahem, who wouldn't prefer grass and dirt? Lol

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nebjamin69 0

Common courtesy, man. You have to figure there's a line between acceptable hair and unacceptable hair. Sometimes, it's okay to clear-cut a forest.... Besides, there's really nothing to be bitching about. At least she still put your penis in your mouth. Stop your complaining.

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deathbunny256 0

Yeah, at least she put your penis in your mouth you whiny baby.

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diet_otaku 0

if she's putting his penis in HIS mouth, i think he's got bigger issues...

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nebjamin69 0

haha oops... I didn't even realize that. That is definitely a shitty buzz. FML

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