Intimacy: Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating...

By WhyMe? - 01/03/2011 13:24

Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML

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By anon... - 26/08/2016 04:10 - United States - Washington

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of almost 4 months. He was always worried I would cheat on him, so he cheated on me. FML

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Xx_Nikky_xX 4

Tuesday 1 March 2011 15:13

but you did

my_names_nico 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 15:21

Boy, what a idiot. I really don't know how anyone could be that stupid and actually try to pull that off.

Comments

purple_sarah88 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 3:26

At least you're free! It's better to have loved and lost than to live with the psycho the rest of your life! It really sounds like he's trying to have his cake and eat it too by cheating on you and then manipulating you into staying by threatening to hurt himself. That's very controlling. And if he is serious he needs professional help, you can't 'fix' him and it's not your job to try! Good for you for getting out of that situation!