Intimacy: Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he...

By Missy - 02/02/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he wanted to have sex and I wasn't ready. Her reply? "Well, you can't stay a virgin forever." FML

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You deserved it 17 280

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By senelbeat - 03/07/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mother about my sex life, telling her, "If I want to have sex, I'm going to have sex." She looked at me for a moment and said, "You're staying a virgin until you get married." She wasn't ordering me, she was informing me. FML

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Overbearing parents are the worst

By SoDead - 05/12/2020 04:01 - United States - Center Point

Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML

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Dating sucks

By Anonymous - 26/11/2021 19:59

Today, I had a horrible date with this guy I’ve been seeing. He wanted me to give it up, but I wasn’t ready, so he dumped me on the spot. I went home crying to my mother and her response was, “Stop being such a prude! What are you? Ten? Grow the fuck up!” Thanks mom. FML

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You deserved it 475

Excuses

By sucks - 12/03/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very Christian family, I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "Is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2015 18:05 - United States - Mankato

Today, as my mom was getting ready for a date, I told her that I think it's too early for her to date, since she divorced my dad only a week ago. She then said, "Don't worry, I'm only in it for sex." FML

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You deserved it 4 509

By Shelling Ford - 25/08/2015 11:55 - Germany - Munich

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML

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You deserved it 3 320

By Anonymous - 11/03/2014 13:04 - Israel

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I was sad, but the only thing my mom could say was, "You should have waited until I got him to mow the lawn." FML

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But mah grandbabiiiiiiiiez

By Anonymous - 20/10/2021 02:00

Today, my mother found out that my fiancée broke up with her last boyfriend because she didn't want kids and he did. She's now demanding that I either change her mind, or call things off with her. FML

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You deserved it 118

By Scorned - 16/09/2018 06:00

Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML

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Privacy

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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You deserved it 452

catatonicsleep 17

Wednesday 2 February 2011 23:12

It's up to you, doesn't matter what anyone else says

Fall3nAngel 22

Wednesday 2 February 2011 23:08

Great mum you've got there.

Comments

DaveTheBrave20 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 4:18

wow! great deal right there! a mom that agrees with ur bf it cant get any better than that

samyslamajamma 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 4:35

Nullpointer, I think your the only guy ive ever heard say he was pressured. I didnt lose it at too young, 16, but i think guys in general have less emotions tied to sex. Hince ******. (prostitutes)

greenlantern27 6

Thursday 3 February 2011 4:38

Maybe you're just closer with your mom than I am with mine, but personally, I wouldn't tell my mom something like that...

broseph2684 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 4:54

**** him bitch damn get you just gotta say your right mom and **** the bro

AnagenisisZagus 13

Thursday 3 February 2011 5:06

OP, follow the rainbow. You can do it gurrlll <3

grumpypanda117 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 5:18

prude betch, unless you were like, 14 or something, that's understandable...

Dominique001 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 5:24

My BF Did That To Me,,iUbderstand If Yer Young You Would Say That But,,If Yer Likke 14,15 iAgree With Yer Mom

lmBrown 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 5:28

I agree with 69 OP's a pussy

xGraycloud 4

Thursday 3 February 2011 5:52

hmm... I hope she wasn't the one who raised you & that you were raised right. if you have sex with just anyone, its not special.

lilmissy1290 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 6:00

your mom is an idiot.. she should be happy she has a daughter that is willing to wait.. listen to yourself not what everyone else says.. at the end of the day it matters how you feel about yourself