Miscellaneous: Today, I told my parents I no longer believe in the religion...

By non believer - 23/09/2010 06:08 - United States

Today, I told my parents I no longer believe in the religion they strictly raised me under. They responded by kicking me out of the house. I'm broke, jobless, and the only person that will take me in is my psycho ex-girlfriend who never got over me. FML

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Today, my parents disowned me because I told them I don’t want kids. FML

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By heartbroken - 17/04/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I’m devastated that I had to completely sever all ties with my mother. She’s a hyper religious zealot who’s gone as far as to threaten to kidnap my children in order to get them baptized after I refused to raise them in her archaic, abusive, oppressive cult-like “church”. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Thursday 23 September 2010 12:09

I'm all for standing up for one's beliefs, but if you knew your parents were that strict on their own, you should have at least waited until you were financially stable to say anything.

Tweety122888 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 12:08

I'm sorry op. stand up in what you believe no matter what. word of advice sleep with one eye open. lol good luck.

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bleigh 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 16:26

take it as a blessing...oh wait lol

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 23 September 2010 16:27

OP, how old are you? If you're under a certain age, they can't kick you out for that. If you are over that age, go live with a friend. Simple. I had the same thing happen to me.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 23 September 2010 17:06

Whoa! That's pretty intense. I'm sorry that it happened to you as well. :( My parents would probably consider kicking me out as well if I told them that I don't entirely agree with their religious views...

ohthebloodygore 16

Thursday 23 September 2010 18:14

Steph, not that I don't agree with you and all about the age thing, but it still happens. Most people get kicked out from age 15-20. Parents are harsh, I was 'kicked' out at 16. :P

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 23 September 2010 21:23

Nerds - Yeah, I tend to speak my mind. I didn't say the "in your face what you believe is a load of crap" thing, but I made it clear that while I respect that they have their religion, I do not wish to be a part of it. Lol, though I wonder if OP said something to the effect of "-insert religion here- is dumb and you shouldn't believe that crap."... Precious - 16 is the age I was referring to. At least where I live, 16 is the minimum age to be kicked out. You aren't able to live on your own and FACS (family and child services, since I don't know whether other places have such a thing) would be involved if the kid was younger than 16. I was kicked out twice before the religious dealio; once at 13 (but I was able to move to my dad's) and once at around 15-16 (and went back to my mother's). If OP had another parent they could live with, I don't think age matters. But if they're expected to be on their own, 16's the minimum here.

Spastastic 6

Friday 24 September 2010 3:45

I... am so glad I have sane parents. My mom is Jewish, my dad was raised Catholic but is now Agnostic and has serious issues with the Catholic Church... I was raised Jewish and identify as such, but if I had expressed any dissatisfaction or desire not to be my mom wouldn't have done so. They baptized me in the kitchen sink when I was a baby just in case I decided I wanted to be Christian. They would support any religious choice I made. It's terrible what happened to you guys...

fierystage 8

Saturday 25 September 2010 18:03

Yes, I too am grateful that my parents respect my beliefs. I became agnostic when I stopped believing in Santa when I was 11 (no, really!) and thankfully, apart from mild teasing, I haven't gotten any crap for it. I'm so sorry, OP. It was a brave thing to do, knowing that you can't in good conscience continue to live a lie.

tiger69 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 16:40

so while depending on your parents, since you're essentially a failure at life, you thought it would be a good idea to go out of your way to piss them off. YDI to the max