By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 01:47 - Australia

Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
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beehardxcore 26

For the test, you need to play it overly safe. Then, once you're granted a license, drive like every other crazy ******.

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Supergirl1988 16

Your and his perception of flawless driving clearly differ. I trust his judgement more.

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Smartdumbblonde 27

Yeah, "flawlessly"

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journeytotheend 16

Glad he didn't pass you! Driving is no joke! It amazes how some drivers have licences

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dogpfcorn 11

OP, you're not getting any love here bro, and for good reason too!! You're just like every other person who thinks life should be handed to them

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leeman34 7

good another p-plater hoon idiot off our roads ,,,oh im a great driver im really good but i cant pass a test 99% of people pass first time ,REALLY

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

I don't care if the road was almost empty, you DO NOT go through a red light unless it's yellow and it's too late to stop. That is the only exception, and even that can be questioned. A car could have shown up at any moment when you thought none were around and it would have been your fault if an accident resulted. That teacher did the right thing by failing you. The last thing we need is more idiot drivers like you on the road. I hope you never get a license and have to rely on public transportation.

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AnyaS 19

I hope he realizes his mistake, corrects it, performs better next time and gets his license. To wish upon him permanent failure is not doing him any good.

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Shilokitten666 19

Taurus, dont be a bitch, everyone makes mistakes, even if they arent smart enough to realize they were mistakes, human error needs to be given a break every once in a while, no one is perfect, poor judgement is how humans brains evolve, least now OP knows what their mistake was and has a chance to correct it, if they made the same mistake twice then they obviously need more lessons not total humiliation for not being able to drive

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Voij 16

84, in Taurus defense: The op was still thinking that he did everything "flawlessly". This does not really indicate that he even realizes that he made a mistake.

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patacus 14

on your drivers test yellow means red. a stop sign means stop and count to at least 4. no matter how many cars are around. and a yield sign means yield even if the car is in the next state. I failed my first time for not yielding to a car that was literally 2 blocks away. he had me stop in the middle of the intersection and wait for the guy..... a good 5-10 seconds

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sxm 13

Those assholes are the biggest idiots ever.

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Shilokitten666 19

Those "assholes" make sure idiots dont have the privallige to drive and potentially hurt or kill someone

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FelicityWishes 32

You're not meant to go through a light that is about to go red. No wonder he was freaking out.

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Geometric 18

I passed my driving test and got my restricted/provisional licence, but that was because I made sure I adhered to all the road rules. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. I still don't think I am a flawless driver, and I don't think I or anyone else will be because everybody has their little quirks when driving, and so I will always be on the lookout for "flawless" drivers like you who think they're perfect every time. Your nonchalant attitude could get you killed, as the examiner said.

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AnyaS 19

I bet he got that wrong on the written portion of the test.

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