Love: Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite...

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 01:49 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will you marry me?" on it and give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML

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By alphabetman - 14/09/2009 09:56 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML

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By Username - 08/02/2011 16:57 - United States

Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML

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By pretty warlock - 24/10/2023 22:00

Today, I had a customer propose to me. I work at Taco Bell. FML

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By soccerlove09 - 11/10/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML

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By ryansmithho - 24/11/2010 19:06 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML

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By frootloops - 21/11/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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By Sad Chef ;( - 05/12/2014 03:33 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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portablecupid 3

Monday 6 July 2009 9:06

And you expected her to do what with it exactly?

Seti_fml 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:07

Did you expect her to keep it and cherish it forever? It was a sauce packet! what was she going to do with it since you obviously had already eaten the food she would have put it on.

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Avenging_Angel 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:52

Did you honestly think she would treasure it forever or something? I mean, maybe it wasn't the most tactical thing to do on her part (I would've thrown it out when I was home)

smiller0789 3

Monday 6 July 2009 10:03

Do you mean "tactful"? "Tactical" refers to strategy as opposed to social grace.

Duse 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:52

What did you expect...

shananigans 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:55

You guys, the throwing away of the sauce packet is not the FML. Clearly the FML here is that the OP is dating a girl whose FAVORITE place to eat is Taco Bell.

anniebananie 3

Monday 6 July 2009 19:22

Agreed all the way!

TheLittlestNinja 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:55

Worst FML ever...

Ox_Baker 0

Monday 6 July 2009 10:15

+1. WHO THE HELL LETS THIS CRAP THROUGH?!?!?! Seriously, there should be some way we can vote some of these FMLs off the island.

SuperSpore 0

Monday 6 July 2009 20:00

This might have been the ones that got through because I didn't know that when you repeatedly click "Yes" it carries over onto the next ones. Sorry. Maybe you should have gotten them to put a ring in her food? Probably wouldn't do it though. Unless you pay them extra. But that is still a maybe.

car6435 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:58

A Taco Bell proposal? WTF

jmn207 0

Monday 6 July 2009 10:00

once again i am taking the time to remind people who commented first

bexox 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 0:18

once again, no one ******* cares.

OmfgRU4real 0

Monday 29 November 2010 18:29

you're not even the first dude..

kellster 2

Monday 6 July 2009 10:05

What was she supposed to do, keep it until it went bad? Then would you have been offended if she'd opened it? Was it a serious proposal? I would have thrown it out, too! Proposal fail, man!

crackberrie 0

Monday 6 July 2009 18:52

yea exactly!!! it was a "joke" proposal wasn't it? and since it's a sauce packet, why the hell would she keep it? it's just going to go bad

ethanmonroe 0

Monday 6 July 2009 10:08

YDI mate. Taco Bell, really? And hell, it's not like she didn't want to marry you or was offended or anything. I mean, what's the use of a sauce packet from Taco Bell outside of Taco Bell? She was just getting it off her hands.