Love: Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite...

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 01:49 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will you marry me?" on it and give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML

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By alphabetman - 14/09/2009 09:56 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML

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By Username - 08/02/2011 16:57 - United States

Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML

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By pretty warlock - 24/10/2023 22:00

Today, I had a customer propose to me. I work at Taco Bell. FML

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By soccerlove09 - 11/10/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML

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By ryansmithho - 24/11/2010 19:06 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML

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By frootloops - 21/11/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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By Sad Chef ;( - 05/12/2014 03:33 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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Monday 6 July 2009 9:06

And you expected her to do what with it exactly?

Seti_fml 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:07

Did you expect her to keep it and cherish it forever? It was a sauce packet! what was she going to do with it since you obviously had already eaten the food she would have put it on.

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Starsmydog 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 22:59

I work at Taco Bell... seriously don't eat there. I could get fired for giving reasons.. but please trust me.. DO NOT EAT THERE.

chadwick8o 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 1:26

wat did u want her to do with it? keep it for life? its just trash

xXlolololXx 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 8:02

It was also a joke, so wtf does it matter if she threw it out. Did you expect her to frame it and put it on the mantle to show everyone?? Idiot.

sickinlove13 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 8:57

If this was a real proposal, you definitely needed to follow it up with a ring or with "will you marry me?" or something. Hell, you could have gotten down on one knee and given her the sauce packet! If my boyfriend gave me that sauce packet and did nothing after giving it to me, I'd probably throw it away, too.

christopherlove 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 9:06

How long did you expect her to keep a packet of taco sauce which might break and leak?

kjr1047 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 17:02

that's how I was proposed to...I keep mine in a box. :]

martymcfly12 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 17:34

what was she supposed to do? keep it for forever or hang on to it till you got married?

martymcfly12 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 17:36

what was she supposed to do? keep it for forever

whomajigi 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 18:03

So if it was a real proposal, the ring should be the thing she kept. If it was a joke, she'd have thrown the package away. Even if it was serious she would have thrown it away. Keeping random sauce like a packrat just because someone was all cutesy with it? That's kinda weird to be honest.