By Anonymous - 23/03/2012 23:51 - United States - Meredith

Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML
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xxmollyxx 25

Yes, if you had succeeded, you would've been quite the stud indeed.

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kalgon 0

Making a woman laugh is the key to her kingdom.

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ezelisko 1

if she doesn't appreciate that, go cave man style with the clinging of the head and drag her to your place.

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agm77 9

Everything that stars with "I tried to impress..." is usually an automatic YDI

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calmyourself 7

She's already going out with you... It's no longer your job to make her like you. It's your job not to mess it up! Someone needs to watch Hitch...

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Dracoboxer357 35

I rate you as follows: A- for effort, D+ for performance, A+ for the final result of making her laugh. You tried, she loved it. Overall, a solid B+. :) Cheer up, maybe you deserved it a bit, but it has a happy ending that she'll remember for a long to come! :D How is that a complete failure? ;) (Except for the part where you looked and felt like a complete jackass.) ;)

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alycion 38

I prefer a guy who doesn't take himself seriously. If he tries and fails then laughs its a win in my book.

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TheNewGuy03 28

"Hey, honey, remember when you almost totally ruined your shit jumping over those stairs?" [long, exasperated sigh] "I thought we wouldn't talk about this, babe." [boyfriend continues to sulk] |the kid|

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rubberduckie94 13

You should really be somewhat athletic before trying to do stunts like that goofy.

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escapedfromexico 0

it could be worse... you could be on fire.

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bizarre_ftw 21

If one of your friends texted you and said "I just lost my job" you would probably respond with "could be worse... you could be on fire" wouldn't you?

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sailoroftheseas 7

other people's pure and utter stupidity makes me shake my head, I may sound cliche but a few nice words or a small gift would have sufficed, sure better than almost ripping yo balls off.

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