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girls do poop...
No they don't...
I heard about a woman who that happened to. She reported it stolen to the people at the department store she was in and everything. The next day she got a call, telling her to meet so-and-so at the store at a specific time because they'd found her purse. So she went, but that person had never existed and they said they had never called her. When she got home, she found that her house had been robbed. This was before caller ID. So if anything like that happens to you, when you get off the phone, call back to double check. I'm always really nervous about that too. I usually try to hang it on the latch instead, if I can. FYL, OP.
how do you figure that?
Isn't that what it's there for? I guess you could set it on the floor, but that would get the bag dirty. You could put it on your lap, but that seems pretty awkward to me.
you should have got up. open the door really fast and knock the bitch down and wail on her face so much and so hard that it breaks her chin and break a knee cap. take your purse back. make sure it is yours and tell her that if she ***** with you anymore that you would get her. or simply just give a beating and take ur purse back. Dont be a pussy about this because she had no right to try to rob you.
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I hate public bathrooms, I hold all of my things and I never sit down unless I put toilet paper down on the seat. They are disgusting and they smell. That really sucks that you got robbed. FYL
the thief caught you defenseless!! just one more thing to fear in public bathrooms :o