By xobeachbabi428ox - 18/07/2009 22:32 - United States

Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML
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kionnalexus 0

I hate public bathrooms, I hold all of my things and I never sit down unless I put toilet paper down on the seat. They are disgusting and they smell. That really sucks that you got robbed. FYL

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sweet_as_arsenic 0

the thief caught you defenseless!! just one more thing to fear in public bathrooms :o

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Hjelloo 0

YDI for being a ******* retard bitch ***** **** **** hussy. Kill yourself.

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nell3bell 0

you need to grow up. we all realize you have low self esteem from that comment alone, so stop trying to make yourself feel better by attacking someone random with no relevant insults. OP, yes indeed that does suck, its not something you even ever expect. good luck getting back or replacing the contents.

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car6435 0

open the door. knock her down wail on her face hard enough to break chin ( go gran torino on her ). tell her to keep quiet and that youll keep quiet. and to not pull shit like this again or it will be worse. dont be a pussy about this and know that she had no right to pull shit like this. dont be a wimpy libral

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beepmeep 0

Bitch! You're from Jersey! What do you expect? :]

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englishmuffin 0

OR MAYBE crap was coming out of her ass at the time? How fast is your reaction rate that you could push that last bit out, wipe, get up, put your pants back on and bust out of that stall and then outrun the person who just stole your bag? This is a sad FML.

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Vib392 0

hey im in jersey now where u stay lmao jk =] oh yea im sorry bout your purse

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premiermois 5

agreed YDI for succumbing to your bodily functions that you obviously could have held in.

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bandgeek24601 0

Anyone who disses New Jersey obviously hasn't been to any of its suburbs. Too many people judge New Jersey by what they see when they get off at Newark Airport. Sorry about your purse, that's a really crappy thing to happen...

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Nay1387 0

WOW! you kinda deserved this one. Apparently you missed that Oprah, and The View, and the article in Cosmo or ANY womens magazine EVER! i learned not to do that crap when i was 12!!

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laurilauri 0

Some people don't watch shows like Oprah or The View, or read such high quality literature as Cosmo. I know, it's crazy, right? Op: that's horrible! I have never heard of that before and I'm so sorry it happened to you!

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softbonez 0

I don't get how she deserves this.

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