By sluttydancer - 10/06/2009 13:51 - United States

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Today, I was alone in my friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in my head all day so I decided to let it out by doing a slutty dance, including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen. I heard a noise outside and saw my friend's dad had been cleaning the windows. With a boner. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Should have gone up to him and said "that'll cost you 20 for the show"

Man, if I had a dollar for every minute I've been glad no one was watching me, I'd be a rich man. FYL. Also: in before "do him"

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CyclonePsycho 1

lmao, #19. You win everything. Just everything.

crvenazvezda 0

ahahhahaha thats awesome!!! i agree with #44 loool, #19 you just win

undercover_ninja 0

This is something you should have done at home. Where no one could see you. There was a definite possibility that someone could have seen you/walked in on you dancing, and I'm pretty sure you were aware of that. YDI. #19 FTW :)

So are girls always checking to see if we have boners, or was this just a situational thing?

peopleplz2008 0

do it in the privacy of your own home. YDI

spanyardsneedlea 0

You looked at his crotch so you must be conceited if you look for boners. YDI

I would think that boners are more likely to mess up the windows after time. lol, pretty funny though

A little overreaction. Like mentioned above, it happens pretty randomly. This is your friend's house, so you've probably seen her dad dozens, if not hundreds of times - you were bound to see him with a boner at some point. The most amusing thing is how you've decided that since you noticed it after you did something, it must be because of that something, and the possible different ways this could have turned out. I was sitting on the couch texting, and her dad saw me. He had a boner. When I was eating breakfast, I spilled juice on my shirt, and her dad saw me. He had a boner. I ate taco bell and took a loud shit, and it stunk up the whole house. When I came out, her dad saw me. He had a boner.