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By Sleep Deprived - 25/12/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was awoken by my wife, once again. It seems that whenever I stop snoring, she thinks I died so she has to wake me to make sure I'm still living. She does this almost every night, every hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2010 01:40 - United States

Today, I woke up at 3 a.m. because my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. I went off to the guest room to try to get back to sleep. Eventually I fell back asleep. Then I had a dream that my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. It woke me up. FML

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By Big Baby - 28/01/2017 00:00

Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML

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By Ugh - 15/02/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husbands rather rattling snoring, I finally managed it... only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2022 06:00

Today, my cat has made a habit of waking me and my husband up every morning by meowing in front of our bedroom door until we get up. This morning, I finally got her to stop, so I went back to bed hoping to sleep in for a while… Only to be kept awake by my husband’s snoring. FML

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By Busted ears - 28/09/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, as I was taking care of my mom while my dad was at work, she fell asleep. This would be fine, except she has one of the worst cases of sleep apnea ever recorded. Her snores are so loud, they almost sound like gunshots. I can't leave her alone or block out the sound in case she stops breathing for too long. FML

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By Insomniac - 18/05/2019 04:17

Today, and for the past four years, the only time my husband stops snoring while asleep is so that he can fart. FML

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By quietsleeper - 13/10/2009 11:07 - United States

Today, my new girlfriend told me I don't snore when I sleep. Which is funny, since during the last year of my marriage, my ex-wife would make me sleep on the couch because my loud snoring kept her up. FML

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By Tired Girlfriend - 14/06/2017 22:00

Today, it's 2am. I've been trying to get to sleep for the past two hours next to my snoring boyfriend. Every time I nudge him to shut him up, his body tenses, he farts, then goes straight back to snoring. FML

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By turnedintoinsomniac - 21/01/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML

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By dinkley7 - 28/07/2021 18:01

Today, and like every day before it, my boyfriend’s snoring is keeping me up all night. FML

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Purpl3_Ninja 5

Sunday 25 December 2011 12:40

At least she cares :D

ChucktheNorris 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 12:38

Well at least you won't die now..

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daftPunKt 4

Monday 26 December 2011 7:20

Or she could just check your pulse, without waking you up. Pass it along.

Aweh_Olivia 13

Monday 26 December 2011 9:13

Oh gosh, I'd get soooo mad. :/.

sickenedwinter86 0

Monday 26 December 2011 10:35

Thats rough... Mine wakes me up to tell me Im snoring as if I have some sort of on/off switch in a similar manner...

Fountainel 0

Monday 26 December 2011 11:34

Did you tell her to not be a retard and just watch your chest go up and down so she doesn't have to wake you up.

gillette_sharp 0

Monday 26 December 2011 13:53

This is mad funny & reminds me of a joke..why did she wake up wit 2 black eyes?...bc I told her twice!!! *shows both fists

kitsune3 20

Monday 26 December 2011 19:13

Suck it up, OP. At least she cares enough to make sure. It means SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO DIE. Quit bitching like a little 5-year-old and count yourself lucky. Plenty of people have relationships in which their partners don't give a shit.

ame_franky 0

Monday 26 December 2011 23:19

she loves you merry Christmas. have your tonsils removed

yazzy101 11

Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:44

Well at least she checks

Omgallan 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 3:09

Pppppmn

nvo 6

Tuesday 27 December 2011 7:23

Are you sure it's not the other way around? She wakes you up so you STOP snoring? And then she doesn't want to hurt your feelings and twists the story around?