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Smart kid. =]
No one with a brain in their head says "got" like that. You deserved it a million and one times over. Learn to talk.
Oops,sorry #170.I'm not from America. :/
I don't see how your grammar issues belong on FML.
Haha #1 don't spell like a moron.
speech impediments do not define education jackass, son you got owwwwwwwned
AHAHAHAHHAH owned.
Well she's right, isn't she? And speech impediments have nothing to do with your intelligence. Sometimes I say a "W," instead of an "R," when I'm talking. It doesn't mean I'm stupid or ignorant, it just means that I'm clumsy with my mouth and get tongue-tied easily. "Do you got your bag?" Really? You honestly talk like that and you think a little speech impediment is something to worry about? How did you get into college?
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just because she has a speech impediment and is 4 doesn't mean she's dumb stop thinking so highly of yourself, ya dick.
thats ur fault u shouldnt speak like a moron