Kids: Today, I was babysitting a 4 year-old with a speech impediment....

By Nanny - 30/04/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. I asked her, "Do you got your bag?" And she said, "No. I have my bag. Babies say got. I'm a big girl." I am 20 years old and in the honors program in my college. I was corrected by a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2012 01:37 - United States - Solon Springs

Today, a customer punched me in the face for repeating their order back to them because they thought I was making fun of their speech impediment. I have the same speech impediment. FML

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Thursday 30 April 2009 23:06

just because she has a speech impediment and is 4 doesn't mean she's dumb stop thinking so highly of yourself, ya dick.

bigmack95 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:04

thats ur fault u shouldnt speak like a moron

Comments

betseepee 0

Monday 4 May 2009 0:59

The fact that the kid has a speech impediment is completely irrelevant. It has nothing to do with how smart the kid is. The fact that you don't know that makes me question YOUR intelligence, not the kid's.

jayjaylee19 0

Monday 4 May 2009 11:42

ooo in ur face lol

cajas 0

Monday 4 May 2009 12:41

this is the problem with america

pegasis 0

Monday 4 May 2009 21:39

Just because she has a speech impediment, doesn't mean she's retarded. You should learn how to speak proper english....just because you're most likely American doesn't mean you can talk like a hick.

soohungry 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:29

I'm going to have to agree with just about all the other people that have posted before me...you deserved it for talking like an idiot.

heyygirlheyy 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:38

lmao this is hilarious & **** every1 else for bein uptight yankees & not knowin how to laugh a lil bit :) its not the end of the world that he said "got" instead of "have"

brittbrittT 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 0:05

dont say that shes a big girl, asshole.

Derkek 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 1:26

guys really are you missing the point of this site? every slips up like he/she did she was just corrected and that made him/her feel like their life is ****'d up...chillax

osloy 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 6:23

sounds like you needed you ego deflated anyway

ayray88 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 8:17

first off, it disgusts me when people make a mockery of the english language. it's the only one that most people choose to speak (since America is too lazy to learn anything) so you should speak it properly: IT'S NOT THAT HARD. also, if you're babysitting, and trying to set a good example, you should speak extra well. pathetic.