Kids: Today, I was babysitting a 4 year-old with a speech impediment....

By Nanny - 30/04/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. I asked her, "Do you got your bag?" And she said, "No. I have my bag. Babies say got. I'm a big girl." I am 20 years old and in the honors program in my college. I was corrected by a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. FML

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By walkingdictionary - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, a four-year-old said a word that I didn't know the meaning of. I had to look up the definition. FML

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By hii - 01/03/2009 20:29 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a one year-old. She'd just learned how to say yes, so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said, "Yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty. She looked at me and said, "NO." FML

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Today, I was teaching a small group of improv students. I asked one guy to do a monologue, and laughed to myself while he did so. I said, "Sorry, I'm just laughing at the way you're doing it." He then got upset and pointed out that he had a speech impediment. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2012 01:37 - United States - Solon Springs

Today, a customer punched me in the face for repeating their order back to them because they thought I was making fun of their speech impediment. I have the same speech impediment. FML

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Thursday 30 April 2009 23:06

just because she has a speech impediment and is 4 doesn't mean she's dumb stop thinking so highly of yourself, ya dick.

bigmack95 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:04

thats ur fault u shouldnt speak like a moron

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barthooper 0

Friday 1 May 2009 4:47

While, unquestionably, I agree that assuming someone with a speech impediment is mentally challenged is an incorrect assumption, I must disagree with the majority of comments here. I agree with #25 and #32. I was not aware that you were immediately judged as an unintelligent person simply because of conversational grammar mistakes. I am very adept at noticing mistakes in written grammar, and make use of this frequently to produce flawless papers in my English course. However, in conversation, I rarely use 100% proper grammar unless in front of an authority figure. To be quite honest, I have probably said "Do you got your bag?" in conversation. Personally, I prefer a little relaxed time, which encompasses not being an overbearing tight-ass in terms of my usage of grammar. Hell, I say "What up?" or "Aight." and, ultimately, do not lose sleep over it or cause others to do so.

juicebahx 0

Friday 1 May 2009 4:49

Improper grammar is NEVER okay. Why would you teach a child to speak incorrectly?

aztec37 0

Friday 1 May 2009 5:05

this is not an fml, so YDI

Evee_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 5:49

You're a moron and/or ridiculously disrespectful "do you got"? really? Like that's not even trying hun

rt523 0

Friday 1 May 2009 6:08

wow, people are awfully judgemental. i'm sure no one on here has ever made a grammatical error. i'm pretty sure over half of the comments i read had grammar errors. i have a bit of a speech impediment and i am a total grammar nazi, but i find this pretty funny. and: just because the OP spoke to the child using incorrect grammar doesn't necessarily mean she thought the child was "retarded".

duckpsy 2

Friday 1 May 2009 7:03

I'm pretty sure the OP did not intend to sound condescending. A lot of people say things like "you got your bag?" or "your bag AIN'T with you" even when they know it's grammatically incorrect. Besides. That little girl must be annoying as hell.

grazynaanka 0

Friday 1 May 2009 7:09

#148 It was because she spoke to the child using improper grammar. It was the fact that she had to toss in the speech impediment. " I was corrected by a 4 year-old with a speech impediment."

BB_baby 0

Friday 1 May 2009 7:30

haha i enjoyed reading all the people calling the op an ass for thinking the 4 year old with a speech impediment should be stupid when really its the OP...