By nottoosmall - 03/04/2013 16:57 - United States

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Today, I was buying condoms at Walmart. I grabbed the XL size, and the cashier commented, "Ahh, you'll definitely need a smaller size." FML
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challan 19

Was the cashier your ex or your mom? Otherwise tell her you'll be lucky if these fit, you normally wear trash bags.

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BlitzPKF 10

They sell condoms at Walmart?

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capslockisgood 19

Your picture complements your comment so well.

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simoncat 11

Should've said you're hung like Jon Hamm.

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garrett1999o3 16

WHY DOES EVERYBODY THINK THE CASHIER IS A WOMAN?

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5n000w 4

Have you ever seen a male cashier at Wal-Mart?

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CharresBarkrey 15

Because guys generally aren't interested in other guys' penis sizes? And they usually don't make comments to other guys about condom purchases.

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eur0 14

Because i don't think most men would ask a man if he needs a smaller condom size .. sounds like something a women would say

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EpicSquishii 21

Who cares? If she spends her days speculating on how big peoples dicks are when she's behind the register, shes just a lonely, horny bitch. Just take your shit and leave her to her bored and lonely existence. You'll be getting laid and she will still be working at Walmart.

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SWC_Penguin 17

Isn't it possible to stretch a regular condom around a watermelon? Isn't that enough? I think the XL ones are just a joke product made so that cashiers can make comments like this.

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CharresBarkrey 15

Ever seen that video of the guys holding a condom out of the window of a moving van? Hard to imagine that could be too small for anyone.

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monnanon 13

apparently they actually arent any larger but are there as an ego boost.

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yoursucklives 36

if it was a male cashier, i assume he's the one who needs smaller condoms.

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McNikk 15

Where you not wearing pants when you bought them? How did he know what size you needed?

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Misskreher 30

That's a bit rude. If I were a cashier I would mind my own damn business.

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FML_14u2c 14

Go back and ask the cashier to prove they are right. Better yet, report their unwelcome comment to the manager and get them written up for harassment.

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joethebiden 8

You might want to complain to the manager. Unless of course you'd feel guilty if the cashier was then thrown in the Wal-Mart Firepit. I'm pretty sure they recently installed those at a few select locations accross the Midwest.

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