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This sort of stuff happens when delivering pizzas so you need to make sure they give you the money before you hand over the pizzas. You should have contacted your employer to deal with this.
It sounded like you had an address right? And you did know the personal details on your friend as well? You can get him back by farting on his salami and shoving cheese up your nose before putting it on the pizza. Just don't be dumb enough to post these antics on youtube.
What's crazy about your legal right to defend yourself? It's very easy to simply judge someone who had to use deadly force to protect themselves without having been in their shoes. In a situation like that, you have no idea what the assailants did or didn't have, what they were or weren't saying, what area of town the victim may have been in, etc. In a world where a good police response time is five minutes, you have to know how to defend yourself in the meantime if you're under attack.
You should have you rich parents hire some mobsters to beat the crap out of him. It's only fair of you to use those riches.
^^ this man is a genius
Kick your friend in the balls, if he's a guy. Bitch slap your friend, if she's a girl. They deserve it.
You call the cops. I'm glad my friends are true, and not dirt bags like that. This FML slightly pissed me off.
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This is where you say, "My parents are rich because they're hookers, and your momma is their best customer. Pay up."
thats when you go in there and take back the pizza