By jimmy - 19/08/2011 21:57 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I was diagnosed with crabs. I lost my virginity to my wife, and have never had sex or any sexual contact with anyone but her in my life. FML
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Awahso 25

Sounds fishy...wait that was a lame pun. That sucks though man.

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ashyxlynn 3

you do realize you can get crabs other ways than just sex right?

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drewag86 0

Lice and crabs are the same thing. The only difference is location. Either one of you could of gotten them from numerous locations

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shay1813 0

Lol I get it now, sorry

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Porshia 0

Smfh, dude that's bad

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buuuuuuuuuub 0

" I got crabs from the toilet seat at meijer, I got crabs from the toilet seat at meijer. " lol. that sucks though

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XxAlex69xX 0

You can get crabs from a public bathroom

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jburkes 12

You've only ever had sex with your wife?

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kaykay20 0

Keep in mind you can catch crabs from a public bathroom toilet seat or shaking hands with someone who has them so careful in the men's restroom and careful not to spread them.

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juanitad 3

You are an idiot....how the hell do you get crabs by shaking someones hand? I dont think the average person shakes someones hand and then scratches their ball sack. And if so that is just ******* nasty.

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amoyer95 4

Even tho this situation sucks, Props for saving yourself for your wife. That's beautiful=)

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squid6367 0

Ummm thats not the only way to get crabs it can be as simple as sitting on a couch soooo yah

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