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WOW! u guys r so DUMB!!! “Why the hell would there be a dog in a high end restaurant?” “Why the hell would there be a dog in a high end restaurant?” Dudes... When the girl got bitten she didn't think *OMG wtf what's biting me? omg it's a dog! ... ... no it can't be 'cause we're in a high end restaurant. kay don't freak out.* NO. She got bitten she FREAKED the hell out because she's terrified of dogs and dogs bite. She didn't have the time to think, and fear can completely take over. It's like when you're suuper afraid of spiders, and something falls on you. Sometimes you wont take the time to see what it is, you'll just freak out and bounce everywhere. Get iiiit? gosh...
Oh, Christ, I'm sick of everyone hoping that the little ankle-biter is okay. Personally, I hope she lost a few baby teeth in the process. The little brat deserved it and if she needs plastic surgery, orthodontia, or dental implants in the future, the parents deserve to fork over the thousands of dollars it'll all cost because of their obvious incompetence. #37, I really, really, really hope that someone kicks one of your kids...HARD. We don't need dumbfucks like you breeding. Had it really been a dog, I'd feel some sympathy for the dog (and for you, Noca). At least the dog doesn't do it just to be a spiteful bitch. Because it was a misbehaving five-year-old who was apparently raised in a barn that you kicked, I feel nothing but sympathy (and a great deal of admiration) for you. If you made the little shit bleed when you kicked her, then extra kudos to you! As I said before, this is more of an FML for you because you're dating someone who comes from the same gene pool as three of the biggest retards ever to walk the planet. (Person #37 is probably a close relative.)
I agree with # 3. Why would you think there was a dog in this high end restaurant? That doesn't make sense to me. I hope that little girl is okay...
Next time, kick her until she flies to the moon.
I work in a high end restaurant, 5 stars, rated best in the county, and believe me, there's a lot of restaurants where I live. The owner brings her dog to work almost everyday, and he stays in the back kitchen (food isn't being prepped there, it's for dish-washing). He's gotten out before, so it is possible for a dog to be in a restaurant. I woulda kicked the shit out of it too! Even if it was a little kid, it should know by now not to bite people
#136, possibly the funniest comment I've read on this website.. Lol!
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You did a good job, kids should know its not polite to play under the table in a high-end restaurant. Do wonder why you would think a dog is walking around in a high-end restaurant...
It'll teach her not to bite peoples legs or to crawl under tables when your out eating. It'll save her parents trying to teach her.