Kids: Today, I was eating with my boyfriend and his family at a high-end...

By Noca - 23/03/2009 01:02 - United States

Today, I was eating with my boyfriend and his family at a high-end restaurant when, suddenly, I screamed, thinking a dog had just bitten my leg. I am terrified of dogs. I kicked my under-the-table assailant as hard as I could. It was my boyfriend's adorable five-year-old sister. FML

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Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

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Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML

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By ginya - 07/06/2016 01:58 - United States - Bedford

Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML

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By Addicted2FML303 - 06/12/2010 22:50 - United States

Today, I was on the couch, about to make out with the guy I've been dating. As soon as our lips touched, my overprotective dog ran up and bit him. He bled. FML

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Tehalon 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:37

You did a good job, kids should know its not polite to play under the table in a high-end restaurant. Do wonder why you would think a dog is walking around in a high-end restaurant...

CrimsonKnight 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:44

It'll teach her not to bite peoples legs or to crawl under tables when your out eating. It'll save her parents trying to teach her.

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SilverBallet 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 21:21

Though I kinda agree with #136 (the comment was pretty funny--#37, are you being serious?), I do have to wonder if the girl was okay. Granted, at *any* restaurant, being under the table is just unacceptable. If it's a high-end restaurant, it's just plain rude, and if it's a McDonald's, it's just plain unsanitary. Either way, she should not have been under there, and she especially shouldn't have been messing with people. And a high-end restaurant would have to let seeing-eye dogs in with a blind person, it could've slipped away for a moment, blah. Besides, if the OP was really afraid of dogs, she could have just reacted without thinking. A lot of times, I'll slap my arm or something, thinking I felt a spider when it was really just a loose thread from my sleeve.

shamille 5

Tuesday 24 March 2009 21:23

lol that's what she gets.

mrcarmine 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 21:40

SHE HAD IT COMING. wtf was she doing under the table biting legs? btw, this will be a defining moment in her life. it will really inform the person she turns out to be.

localfox 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 23:22

ok, i dont even wanna know what happened to her after that?

TVC15 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 23:52

That's weird, why would she be under the table at a high-end restaurant?

Aquaslash 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:45

this is a YDI for the kid

kittyluvr69 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 2:49

I hope she's alright and all but I have to wonder... why would there be a dog under a table in a high end restaurant?

Newtons_Cradle 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 2:49

id call it an accident for both parties. the kid was being a kid. you were reacting to what you were afraid of. i just hope you weren't wearing stillettos or something. >.< seriously, as long as no one was really hurt, life goes on. that does sound embarassing, though. :P

marinesgirl9 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:11

145, nicely put, I agree. My sis was attacked by a dog and has been terrified for most her life. I can understand that. And at 5 yrs old a kid should know not to bite (or be under tables).