By sodaxpopxhiccups - 03/04/2009 09:07 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to get in the shower. Completely naked, I pulled the curtain away and there was a huge spider on the wall in the shower. I screamed and my husband, disoriented from sleeping, came running in and knocked me over. I killed the spider with my forehead and broke my nose. FML
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I can't help how I react when I see a spider. It's just an instant thing. I was bitten when I was little and broke out in a serious rash, so I freak out every time I see one now. Actually, I never really scream about anything, which is why my husband was in such a hurry to see what was wrong with me. And yes, he did just barrel in. We have a small bathroom, so the second he was in the door, he ran right into me and flung me into the tub. Looking back on it, even though it was just this morning, is really, very hysterical, and I'm still laughing about it. My nose hurts like you wouldn't believe, but it's still one of the funniest stories we have. #35 Your comment made me laugh so hard that my stomach and head hurts now. ;D Thank you for that brilliant response. :]

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Diosjenin 0

I'm sorry about your nose, I really am... but I can't quite get over how incredibly epic that kill was. Ordinary people would resort to a paper towel or a shot of water. But a tag-team hit with such precise timing, complete with a full-force headbutt as the chosen delivery mechanism? Ma'am, you and your husband are in the company of the truly elite spider assassins.

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epmx27 0

ohmygosh that sucks! i would have screamed too, i'm so afraid of spiders

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666midnight 0

haha, im sorry but that's hilarious =P

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TryToBeKind 0

Good, he did what you wanted. Serves you right for waking him up anyway.

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Lauriebug 0

oh god. i feel i should have more sympathy for the broken nose but.... ugh i would never feel clean after spider guts touched my face.

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Diosjenin 0

I'm sorry about your nose, I really am... but I can't quite get over how incredibly epic that kill was. Ordinary people would resort to a paper towel or a shot of water. But a tag-team hit with such precise timing, complete with a full-force headbutt as the chosen delivery mechanism? Ma'am, you and your husband are in the company of the truly elite spider assassins.

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

#35-- You just won. Spider assassins are for the win.

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Puolukka 4

#21 I'm pretty sure that if my husband was asleep and I'd start screaming bloody hell he'd come running like that too...it has nothing to do with being overdramatic on his part...he heard his wife scream so he came to the rescue...after all she could have injured herself or who knows what... I'd probably be scared as hell of a spider too and make noise...but I wouldn't scream out loud...more like "eeeeeeeeeeeek" and then I'd most likely go wake up my husband politely and ask him to get rid of it for me...lol...when he was gone to Iraq there was a huge spide outside our frontdoor...I didn't leave the house for 2 days cause it was still there...lmao...

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Amkii 0

The mental image I got from this.... I can't stop laughing. But sorry about your nose. Ouch. =(

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fail_truck 0

I laugh at your failure, however yes, your life is f***ed. And if you're unwilling to get close to spiders to kill them, I suggest using a Swiffer-like device, attaching a paper towel to the end of it, and smashing the spider while maintaining a safe distance.

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athehun11 0

Hahaha, try explaining that one to everyone. Next week, you'll be saying you fell down the stairs or something.

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zach2519 0

Pics of yourself running around naked?

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