By sodaxpopxhiccups - 03/04/2009 09:07 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to get in the shower. Completely naked, I pulled the curtain away and there was a huge spider on the wall in the shower. I screamed and my husband, disoriented from sleeping, came running in and knocked me over. I killed the spider with my forehead and broke my nose. FML
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I can't help how I react when I see a spider. It's just an instant thing. I was bitten when I was little and broke out in a serious rash, so I freak out every time I see one now. Actually, I never really scream about anything, which is why my husband was in such a hurry to see what was wrong with me. And yes, he did just barrel in. We have a small bathroom, so the second he was in the door, he ran right into me and flung me into the tub. Looking back on it, even though it was just this morning, is really, very hysterical, and I'm still laughing about it. My nose hurts like you wouldn't believe, but it's still one of the funniest stories we have. #35 Your comment made me laugh so hard that my stomach and head hurts now. ;D Thank you for that brilliant response. :]

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Diosjenin 0

I'm sorry about your nose, I really am... but I can't quite get over how incredibly epic that kill was. Ordinary people would resort to a paper towel or a shot of water. But a tag-team hit with such precise timing, complete with a full-force headbutt as the chosen delivery mechanism? Ma'am, you and your husband are in the company of the truly elite spider assassins.

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epmx27 0

ohmygosh that sucks! i would have screamed too, i'm so afraid of spiders

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tehhotness 0

I knew killing a spider was sposed to be bad luck... but instant bad luck?

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Cadle90 0

Don't you lock the bathroom door? when you are about to take a shower

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DeimosFriday 0

HAHAHAHA but really that sucks i hate spiders to

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EffYoLife 14

damn he comes to the rescue and ends up killing you! your husband is a dork! maybe you should be less scared of spiders and more scared of your husband. and #23 wtf would she lock the door to shower if its just her and her hubby! esp if they only have one bathroom and he gets up and has to pee...then she'll have to get out of the shower to open the door for him

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ellebell 0

at least you know your husband will come running to your rescue :)

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yesmy_love 0

wow, i totally hope that everyone who is calling you over dramatic for this gets hit by a train. seriously, i would have done the same thing if i were you. i'm terrified of spiders and it's not like it's a conscious effort to be afraid of them. it's not like you just wake up one day and thing "hm, i think today i'll scream when i see spiders! sounds great :)" no.... it's a legit phobia you ******* assholes. sorry about your nose :( and i hope there are no more 8 legged attacks. and #17, i don't agree. i kill them all the time and i'm still terrified.

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alex_vik 0

Well it's dead now isn't it?

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Tallen6292 0

ok if it was me, im a pretty serious arachnophobe myself, no way would i have screamed i would have just tried to smash it with my fist then run and come back in like a hour id bee too shaken to go in there a while

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idkmybffjenoo 0

wow. your life is truly f**ked. i broke my nose once man that hurtssssssssss so bad. i can only imagine how bad it would be with spider guts on my foreheadd LMAO

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