By sodaxpopxhiccups - 03/04/2009 09:07 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to get in the shower. Completely naked, I pulled the curtain away and there was a huge spider on the wall in the shower. I screamed and my husband, disoriented from sleeping, came running in and knocked me over. I killed the spider with my forehead and broke my nose. FML
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sodaxpopxhiccups 0

I can't help how I react when I see a spider. It's just an instant thing. I was bitten when I was little and broke out in a serious rash, so I freak out every time I see one now. Actually, I never really scream about anything, which is why my husband was in such a hurry to see what was wrong with me. And yes, he did just barrel in. We have a small bathroom, so the second he was in the door, he ran right into me and flung me into the tub. Looking back on it, even though it was just this morning, is really, very hysterical, and I'm still laughing about it. My nose hurts like you wouldn't believe, but it's still one of the funniest stories we have. #35 Your comment made me laugh so hard that my stomach and head hurts now. ;D Thank you for that brilliant response. :]

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Diosjenin 0

I'm sorry about your nose, I really am... but I can't quite get over how incredibly epic that kill was. Ordinary people would resort to a paper towel or a shot of water. But a tag-team hit with such precise timing, complete with a full-force headbutt as the chosen delivery mechanism? Ma'am, you and your husband are in the company of the truly elite spider assassins.

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epmx27 0

ohmygosh that sucks! i would have screamed too, i'm so afraid of spiders

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Unidentified 0

I would've totally have done the same thing. >_< I'm a BIG drama queen, ha ha. I make a big situation out of the smallest of things. Sorry about your nose though! Ouchh ...

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katieface 0

ewwwwwJDGHJSD!!@ grossss. i would have puked.

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Ringadingding 0

Ooo i hope youre nose feels better, but yea haha that is kinda funny hahaha

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mntwins_fml 0

I would of freaked too... Feel your pain!

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killface_fml 0

So...when you compare the urgency with which your husband responded to your screaming to the concomitant urgency of a spider in your shower, perhaps you will realize why your response was inappropriate.

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optimusbob 0

ahaha! did your husband laugh afterwards? if he did, thats love right there!

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STN_fml 0

hope you are okay now sweety....sucks what happened to you

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Tank55 0

What the hell? How long were you screaming for your husband to wake up, come running, and make a dramatic entrance?? And was he running with his eyes closed or what because I dont think someone whos trying to be a hero would sac the victim... I understand he was tired but I'm pretty sure if he can decipher his naked wife in the dark, he shouldn't of had a problem seeing you while squinting... F**k BOTH you AND your husbands life, because your both overdramatic, and probably a clumsy pair.

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