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By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 00:47 - United States

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML
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SirWhatsHisFace 0

I bet your throat hurts from crashing into his pole ;)

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TheTigerRoars 0

Well, that you kind of deserve. I don't see why you humans even drive cars, they are so dangerous. -Fluffy McTiger

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honeybeex3 0

Youu coodve pulledd overr to givee him headss(;

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gabbigurrly 0

same! lol funny scene

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notsoluckypup 12

seriously, who the **** does tht? hello its pleasurable to the guy so ofc thrs a gd chnc hes gona cum and run off the rd...duh if u rly cant do it anywhere else pull over in a remote area or better yet get a damn motel or something...sheesh

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Emilyinroom483 7

Please don't tell them to go to a hotel they might have sex and have children.

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notsoluckypup 12

InDenial: tht was hella funny :-D

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cufaoil 11

there would be less road rage if there was more road head.... or would there?

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bfavrefan4 1

dont suck dick while drive ~the nagaragin

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Charfahl 0

So was it your boyfriend or father?

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