Intimacy: Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes...

By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML

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SirWhatsHisFace 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 9:15

I bet your throat hurts from crashing into his pole ;)

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Well, that you kind of deserve. I don't see why you humans even drive cars, they are so dangerous. -Fluffy McTiger

Comments

TibbysMusic 1

Tuesday 5 October 2010 14:51

That's exactly what I thought!

Awixis 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 15:24

F your life even though ydi

Joshbnuss 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 15:42

Who closes their eyes...

skorpien 1

Tuesday 5 October 2010 15:46

100, sometimes the FML mods make changes to an FML's wording if it contains grammatical errors. Just because what you read was correct, that doesn't mean it was always correct.

tdub10 2

Tuesday 5 October 2010 16:52

I say keep up da good wrk. I mean after all u must be good at givin head if u got him 2 close his eyes. Lol

zman1422 3

Tuesday 5 October 2010 17:06

so it was a two pole crash right

mbouf 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 17:19

I'm laughing that so many ppl have commented saying why would she give road head. really? I've done it to my boyfriend. But not to completion while driving, thats the problem. also, why would he close his eyes... idiot. and how did u manage to not bite his penis during the accident?!

Emilyinroom483 7

Wednesday 6 October 2010 1:39

Good for you, distracting someone who is controlling a few tons of metal moving at an extremely high velocity is a GREAT idea. I'm thrilled that you haven't gotten killed yet and may one day reproduce, the thought gives me hope.