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By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 00:47 - United States

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML
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SirWhatsHisFace 0

I bet your throat hurts from crashing into his pole ;)

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TheTigerRoars 0

Well, that you kind of deserve. I don't see why you humans even drive cars, they are so dangerous. -Fluffy McTiger

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Lolpancakes 0

was your Dad in the car with you two? How'd he know???

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AlexSyndrome 5

If you have ever met a woman with crooked teeth, you have met a woman who has given Chuck Norris a BJ.

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penguinazul 13

The angry father may not have been angry at the girl for giving the guy head. Maybe they were driving his car, or maybe the car was OP's car but in Dad's name, or maybe Dad is paying for insurance and typically, crashing a car causes insurance to go up when it's your fault. Or maybe it was all of the above (including the roadhead). Dads tend to get pissy about those sorts of things.

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Faizaru 0

He obiously crashed into the pole as an exscuse. You were doing a bad job. YDI.

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morgan020 0

I'm assuming your boyfriend still has his pole or did you bite down a bit too hard in the crash?

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ash1rose 11

You are very lucky you weren't killed by the airbag if the car was equipped with one.

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happiestMF34 0

More women should take the risk of giving road head! Its hard for us guys to stay focused at that moment!

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