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By seepeezy32 - 02/02/2011 02:32

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

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By HotAsTits - 20/03/2011 20:31 - United States

Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2017 22:00 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2015 07:54 - United States - Wheatland

Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage. Her only response was to toss me a sock and say "Knock yourself out, fuckstick." FML

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By anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

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Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

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Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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By GetHardOrGoHome - 31/03/2012 04:22 - United States - Chardon

Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML

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By biggieT - 14/06/2012 02:21 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML

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By ryan - 10/02/2010 15:08 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

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porcelainkisses 5

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:07

I laughed so hard when I read this. YDI.

coballan55 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:07

is she hot?

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Fluffy_homan 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 13:27

Dude... I wanna be your friend... this was the most amazing FML ever

kriegs444 5

Wednesday 2 February 2011 13:35

wtf? your just stupif

MrGordon 9

Wednesday 2 February 2011 13:39

My first commant was: DUDE!! What the hell? But then I laughed my ass off

theforcethatdriv 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 13:40

wowowo that's something u don't admit online let alone to anyone I agree with everyone else pathetic

underpaid011 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 13:53

Cartman? I thought you were dating Jennifer Lopez. she likes tacos y burritos.

motero 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 13:59

I agree wid #14. if the sock puppet takes a pounding, it at least deserves a name

mea_iloveskiing 26

Wednesday 2 February 2011 14:11

Call over your friends and say: say hello to my little friend :)

perdix 29

Wednesday 2 February 2011 14:22

Thats hot. *looks around furtively* Does she have a sister?

Zebidee 8

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:04

Yes - and they're twins!!

enoughgrace 4

Wednesday 2 February 2011 14:28

Maybe in this case "spank the monkey" was completely appropriate...

bellaec825 4

Wednesday 2 February 2011 14:36

thats sad

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