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By seepeezy32 - 02/02/2011 02:32

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML
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ALBATROSS9080 0

everyone masterbates, no big deal

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StandardInsanity 1

But how many guys need a prop (aka sock puppet) to rub one out?

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awesomesauce8 0

there are so many upsides to your girlfriend being a sock puppet.

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vomitknife 0

Does your girlfriend have her own place or does she have to live with the other socks and suffer the ridicule they heap upon her for dating outside her ethnic group?

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tiffie29 5

Well atleast she can't complain about all the lil dirty things you do to her

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RedPillSucks 31

What's your girlfriends race have to do with anything? You know what they say; Once you go 'sock', you never go .., erm, bock.

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katy513 0

i laughed my ass off when i read this. why would tell the world? unless of course it's a lie.

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jeremy88_fml 0

who finished first?

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haj_fml 4

did you stare lovingly into her googly eyes?

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Quagmire69 5

Those sock puppets are total *****. I hope that you don't catch anything nasty from them.

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