Health: Today, I was in agonizing pain and couldn't move. My parents... - FML

By anonymous - 10/01/2010 05:55 - United States

Today, I was in agonizing pain and couldn't move. My parents said they couldn't take me to the ER until the football game on TV was over. FML

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Today, I woke up with chest pain. It hurt just to breathe, but my parents made me go to school anyway. We're now sitting in the emergency room. FML

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By nico - 01/07/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML

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Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML

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By Sam - 20/08/2010 05:34 - United States

Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML

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By mcdonalds - 06/08/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. I was screaming and writhing in pain, and my eyes were shut for most of the ride to the hospital. We stopped, and I was thrilled because I thought we were at the ER. I was wrong. My dad had stopped to order a cheeseburger. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, my eye started hurting with unbelievable pain. I couldn't see out of it and I asked my father if he would take me to the hospital, since it was hurting so bad. He said he had to wait for the pizza he ordered for delivery. I had to call a cab to go to the emergency room because of pizza. FML

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By ... - 02/10/2012 20:55 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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By Jeri - 26/02/2010 12:55 - United States

Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing Xbox. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 12:00

Today, I sucked so bad that I faked an injury during a football game to get out of playing. FML

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By iappreciatethesentiment - 09/05/2021 17:01

Today, I was at my mom's when I suddenly doubled over in pain. It was so bad that I begging to be taken to the hospital, just when her dog started coughing. She immediately ran to her dog, asked if she was OK, saying that she hates to see anyone she loves in pain. I sat there hunched over in disbelief. FML

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whyevenbother 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 13:07

when I broke my collar bone, and was screaming in agony, asking my dad to drive me to hospital, my dad told me "to stop complaining, nothings wrong, and besides, I'm sending an e-mail" this man is supposed to be a fully trained emergency responder. So I feel your pain.

Impromptu_fml 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 12:09

Your parents sure do love you.

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pickledfishlips 0

Monday 11 January 2010 1:32

they were having sex

Thunderbender 2

Monday 11 January 2010 2:27

If it was the Ravens Patriots game then wtf did you expect?

stormin972 0

Monday 11 January 2010 2:45

YDI because it was a good game. It obviously wasn't life threatening since your still alive. Shame on you for interrupting the football game

FMYLIFEd00ds 0

Monday 11 January 2010 2:51

**** your life.

haleymorris9 0

Monday 11 January 2010 3:16

the distured the girl in ur pic us ugly :)

terriibabiiix23 0

Monday 11 January 2010 3:33

lmfao @ #2 uhmm yeah, your parentss are really lame. couldn't you have said something ??!?! yelled at themmm ?! come onn. you could have possibly called a friend or someone to take you to the hospital i mean, duh !

anonymous45610 0

Monday 11 January 2010 4:01

nice parents :p

shinigami_z 0

Monday 11 January 2010 4:39

OH wow, parents of the freaking year awards. Wow, parents just get crappier and crappier everyday.

carlysass 0

Monday 11 January 2010 4:56

well that's bitchy

greeneye_fml 12

Monday 11 January 2010 5:06

I hope you called 911.

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