Intimacy: Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I...

By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 19:31 - United States

Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By danggit3290 - 03/05/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "You know, I'm looking RIGHT at you." FML

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By ohcrap - 08/11/2012 01:41 - United States

Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML

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By inyobeddd - 02/05/2013 08:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my crazy neighbor came up to me in the street and slapped me across the face, accusing me of leering through her restroom window while she showered. I'm gay. FML

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By pear8head - 08/08/2009 16:31 - United States

Today, I ran into my new apartment neighbor. She said she could hear me and my girlfriend having wild sex last night. She told me she had always wanted to have a threesome. My new neighbor is as old as my grandma, and even resembles her. I politely declined. FML

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By anon - 15/09/2012 05:35 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

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By fuck - 22/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML

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By JoeyDizz - 06/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML

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By Nell - 30/06/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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Thursday 15 March 2012 0:12

Go over and shake her hand in greeting.

glittercookies 12

Thursday 15 March 2012 0:14

Give her a look of disgust for being a voyeur!

Comments

BH1126 11

Friday 16 March 2012 5:10

Blinds were invented for a reason and if you don't have any I bet them or curtains are on your shopping list now.

StayatHomeSon 9

Friday 16 March 2012 5:27

First impressions last a lifetime haha

XxDancerGirlxX 17

Friday 16 March 2012 5:44

This sounds like a bad ****. Guy starts jacking off, sees new neighbor gawking, neighbor apologizes for staring, etc, sex, etc.....

injuredkitten 0

Friday 16 March 2012 7:10

This is hilarious the neighbor is a major perv for watching

matt_c19 3

Friday 16 March 2012 11:34

next time ask her to pay you money before she watch it

sups 2

Friday 16 March 2012 19:41

dude u should ask her if she wants u to show her how to properly help a guy jack-off

sups 2

Friday 16 March 2012 19:41

dude u should ask her if she wants u to show her how to properly help a guy jack-off

katiejeankran 5

Saturday 17 March 2012 4:37

Great first impression.

skate4life100 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 5:27

hahahahaha I hope she's not good-looking , I'd much rather an ugly girl be disgusted by me rather than a pretty one but dammnn fyl op.. that's funny as shit lol