By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 19:31 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 877
You deserved it 33 088

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Go over and shake her hand in greeting.

Give her a look of disgust for being a voyeur!

Comments

BH1126 11

Blinds were invented for a reason and if you don't have any I bet them or curtains are on your shopping list now.

XxDancerGirlxX 17

This sounds like a bad ****. Guy starts jacking off, sees new neighbor gawking, neighbor apologizes for staring, etc, sex, etc.....

injuredkitten 0

This is hilarious the neighbor is a major perv for watching

matt_c19 3

next time ask her to pay you money before she watch it

dude u should ask her if she wants u to show her how to properly help a guy jack-off

dude u should ask her if she wants u to show her how to properly help a guy jack-off

skate4life100 0

hahahahaha I hope she's not good-looking , I'd much rather an ugly girl be disgusted by me rather than a pretty one but dammnn fyl op.. that's funny as shit lol

xLights_Out 3

Did you stare at her, and finish like a boss