By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 19:31 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 877
You deserved it 33 088

Same thing different taste

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Go over and shake her hand in greeting.

Give her a look of disgust for being a voyeur!

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oldred16 0

You know it's gonna be a funny fml when it starts with "Today,I was masturbating"

I love how the OP is from Oregon..... :P

TDWPForDayz 9

Wait, why was she peaking in your house?

L0VExoxo 10

She has a lot of nerve being disgusted while putting in YOUR window

I got the 27, 000th YDI! yay me! yay to the masturbator!

Close your blinds or do it NEXT to the window you idiot! For best results, DO IT AT NIGHT!

she should mind her own business and stop looking through your windows she's a creeper