By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 19:31 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 877
You deserved it 33 088

Same thing different taste

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Go over and shake her hand in greeting.

Give her a look of disgust for being a voyeur!

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Sympathies 0

Duoble standerds are fun he can not watch she while shes in the act but she can watch he but he is called disgusting masterbating os somthing everyone does if for ur partner or for ur self either way she should have not watched :)

Question did u stop when u noticed her looking at u or did u.......finish-_-

Are you sure it would have changed anything if she had known you before?

Olivia1266 0

what a creeper!!!! why was she looking in your window

Don't ********** in front of a window, genius.

maverick1752 16

Aren't you supposed to do that in a more private place, and why is she looking in your window in the first place?

Chazy2010 8

look her in the eyes and finish. then, wen ur done, make a pie with your cum in it. thengive her that pie as a hello gift.

She was watching you? So ask her if she wants some. If not, tell her to mind her own ******* business.