By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 19:31 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 877
You deserved it 33 088

Same thing different taste

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Go over and shake her hand in greeting.

Give her a look of disgust for being a voyeur!

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Well why don't you ask her of she wants to join you?

I'm sorry, but any guy who hits a fap fap in a room where they can't lock the door, or in your case brother, do it by a window without the curtain preventing ANYONE from peeking in, is just asking to get caught. It's like a gazelle taking a dump in a bush that's next to a pride of lions...

She was enjoying it till you caught her and she saw ur face

brandonc 3

that's what she gets for snooping in your window. But at least it was a good ice breaker. everybody masturbates.. if you deny it then you're lying and do it twice as much.

Er, I think you're misinterpreting me. I'm not saying she's not being perverted, I agree, she was for watching. My point was that everyone's already saying that she was perverted and the guy I replied to was saying that nobody was saying that.

Lol no need to. I think she already knows enough about you :P