By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 19:31 - United States

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Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Go over and shake her hand in greeting.

Give her a look of disgust for being a voyeur!

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I honestly don't know what's worse: the fact that you didn't close your blinds, or the fact that your neighbors find it okay to stare into random peoples windows...sheesh...