Intimacy: Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I...

By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 19:31 - United States

Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML

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By danggit3290 - 03/05/2009 17:17 - United States

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By ohcrap - 08/11/2012 01:41 - United States

Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML

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By inyobeddd - 02/05/2013 08:27 - United States - Los Angeles

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By pear8head - 08/08/2009 16:31 - United States

Today, I ran into my new apartment neighbor. She said she could hear me and my girlfriend having wild sex last night. She told me she had always wanted to have a threesome. My new neighbor is as old as my grandma, and even resembles her. I politely declined. FML

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By anon - 15/09/2012 05:35 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

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Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML

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By JoeyDizz - 06/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML

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By Nell - 30/06/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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Calyx_fml 21

Thursday 15 March 2012 0:12

Go over and shake her hand in greeting.

glittercookies 12

Thursday 15 March 2012 0:14

Give her a look of disgust for being a voyeur!

Comments

MrsAlexander83 10

Thursday 15 March 2012 13:56

You may wanna invest in some curtains or blinds... :/

Remzy27 0

Thursday 15 March 2012 14:13

That's hot(;

Rocky007 15

Thursday 15 March 2012 14:37

Well at least she's already met your little friend.

OlivierSillegue_fml 9

Thursday 15 March 2012 14:51

I have to ask: was your neighbour staring at you from her own window, or was she actually just outside your house peeking inside? Because on the former situation, I would tend to agree with most posters and say that you may have wanted to close the curtains so that no one could see inside. But on the latter option, if this lady actually had the effrontery to look inside your home from outside your own window, she was the one in the wrong. That would be blatant invasion of privacy. I voted this one FYL, but I would still suggest you to get some blinds or curtains.

Ardatlil 1

Thursday 15 March 2012 14:59

Only thing to do now, is stand out side her bedroom window at night.

lantern 6

Thursday 15 March 2012 16:40

Wtf? Maybe she should stop looking into other people houses. Nosey bitch.

ehllychan 10

Thursday 15 March 2012 17:15

Keep watching her window too, and whenever she looks at you, you make the same disgust face. If it's so disgusting, why didn't she just walk away? Her own fault for being nosy. I would have just left, or closed my own curtain if I didn't want to go somewhere else.