Intimacy: Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are...

By Blueberrypicc - 13/08/2010 01:01 - United States

Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2012 07:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

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By Alicia - 21/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML

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By lameows - 04/04/2015 01:57 - United States

Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML

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By Sex ed instructor, fuck me - 18/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was ready to have sex with my new boyfriend. Turns out he's a 30 year-old virgin who doesn't know shit. He couldn't find my vagina and was just humping my crotch, then when he finally got it in it was 5 pumps, a squirt and done. He thinks he did a good job. Now I have to teach him how to do it properly. FML

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Absolute beginners

By dancerr2210 - 09/06/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

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By ReallyBro - 21/03/2012 07:27 - United States - Keller

Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML

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Follow the script

By ufhdafuhds - 19/03/2009 23:31 - Egypt

Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML

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Giggle loop

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 10:39 - United States

Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

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Mr Floppy

By rachiej8 - 10/06/2012 04:13 - United States - Fairlee

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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jimmyrules 0

Friday 13 August 2010 9:06

Lol I'm pretty sure it's not that hard.

immja 0

Friday 13 August 2010 9:08

@2 that may have been the problem.. hah

Comments

rhaath 0

Friday 13 August 2010 18:07

seriously? watch some **** and learn. its not rocket science.

onexgun 0

Friday 13 August 2010 18:12

you guys really fail...

HunniHeart 4

Friday 13 August 2010 18:15

idk why people are being so heartless and mean. "Sex is soooo easy just stick it in... blah blah blah" I think op should really consider this whole sex thing before deciding to do it. Cause obviously a virginity means nothing to people now a days. Even to op it means nothing if they're posting it on fml. Just shows how people are so desensitized to the act of sex.

samue_fml 0

Friday 13 August 2010 18:32

#62 u are gay posier

dbjb40 0

Friday 13 August 2010 18:35

and then people wil say they are stupid for waiting it's a lose lose stiuation

beancoinc 0

Friday 13 August 2010 18:39

so try try try & try again till you get it right & do it again just to make sure, it's just one of those things I just enjoy learning how to do even better & often!

Ikura 4

Friday 13 August 2010 18:48

im slightly confused, are they saying oral sex is hard? or regular sex is hard? regular sex can be difficult to achieve at first especially if either of them have any psychological hesitations. guys can have psychological ED and girls can have psychological vagismus (where the muscle in the ****** tighten and prevent penetration) funny enough, the people who usually have these are people who wait for sex and end up getting a lot of psychological issues about it

oldenuff2party 3

Friday 13 August 2010 18:55

it's still penis in ******....right?

justj2010 0

Friday 13 August 2010 19:03

That's what you get for trying to have sex before your double-digits. How old are y'all, OP? Even 9 year olds seem to know how to knock boots nowadays. Anyway, maybe you should stick to making out. It's underrated.