Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a serious shit when the light bulb burned...

By scaredshitless - 07/08/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I was taking a serious shit when the light bulb burned out. I am terrified of the dark and began wailing and crying. My mom had to pick the lock and get me out. I'm a 17 year old guy and captain of the Varsity football team. My little brother recorded it and plans on showing everyone. FML

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By random - 29/04/2013 21:11 - Canada

Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom. The lights turned off and I was too embarrassed to come out of the stall. The janitor walked in, turned the lights on and asked If anyone was there. I stayed quiet. He turned the lights back off and locked me in the bathroom. FML

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By Sack - 10/11/2011 11:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I sat on the toilet and fell off as the broken toilet seat slid off. As I fell, I grabbed the light cord in an effort to stop myself, and pulled it out of the ceiling. Now I can't use the toilet, and have to shower in the dark. FML

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Today, I was at a friend’s party when I needed to use the restroom. I walked into a closet and couldn’t find my way out in the dark. I ended up knocking over several items before someone heard the commotion and rescued me. I think someone recorded the whole thing so I'm afraid it gets posted it onto social media. FML

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By Mel - 07/05/2011 22:27 - United States

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Today, I was in the shops and the lights all of a sudden went out. I got really scared for no reason because it was pitch black and grabbed onto my mum's hand. When the light's got turned on I was holding on to a random guy's hand. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 18:23 - United States - Ridge

Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML

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By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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By AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - 15/03/2023 00:00 - United States

Today, I had to go to the bathroom, but the door was closed. I waited until I was pretty much about to explode, and eventually yelled, "Are you okay?" and my roommate replied, "What are you talking about? Oh, sorry. I left the light on." How do you close the door and forget to turn off the light? FML

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IreadFMLnaked 0

Friday 7 August 2009 12:06

This is pretty good blackmail material. Better be nice to your bro.

lolzRaptor 1

Friday 7 August 2009 12:09

If it was a very serious shit, you would have not taken your mind off of such a serious excrement, therefore there would be no crying and no FML, so it obviously wasn't a serious shit, just a normal one.

Comments

deni_kaos 0

Friday 7 August 2009 17:12

man, pulling practical jokes on you would be sooo easy. you kind of deserve it for being afraid of the dark. you're 17, you should be capable of rational thought by now.

SpieceTexas55 0

Friday 7 August 2009 17:17

Wow you're a disgrace to Texas high school football

yeti09 0

Friday 7 August 2009 17:19

You're captain of the varsity football team, I think you can manage to recover that tape from your younger brother.

bowhuntpa 0

Friday 7 August 2009 17:31

FAG

generalsmith2 0

Friday 7 August 2009 17:35

do you sleep with the lights on you douche?

FlaminYawn 0

Friday 7 August 2009 17:43

why would she need to get u out? That's when u wipe urself 10 good times in the dark, or more, whenever u know u've got it all, and then ur done and can leave the bathroom. You weren't locked in, the light just went out...

dammn 0

Friday 7 August 2009 17:51

LMFAO PUSSY .

Denz_fml 0

Friday 7 August 2009 17:58

I hope he shows the coach...man up!

WitchCirce 0

Friday 7 August 2009 17:58

I'm willing to bet every single person who's commented on this FML calling the OP a pussy or a fag or some other derogatory, insulting name has a phobia. How about we lock you in a room with your most crippling fear and see how you fare?

lolwatlol 0

Friday 7 August 2009 19:01

Go ahead. pro tip: Phobia is an irrational fear to something. Good luck.

frickity 0

Friday 7 August 2009 18:02

that sucks, and FYL, but ... I don't know. I don't think much could stop me from taking that serious shit. Maybe it's just because I'm not afraid of the dark