Intimacy: Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage...

By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 13:31 - United States - Newberry

Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML

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By ThatIsNotIt - 24/01/2021 04:02 - United Kingdom

Today, having regularly given my husband blowjobs, I suggested, mid-session, that he could maybe reciprocate. He complained that I was wet, begrudgingly licked for about a minute and then gave up. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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Sensitive

By airbiscuit - 21/01/2013 12:36 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my hubby asked for a morning blow job, and I happily obliged. All was going great until he came and farted at the same time. I laughed and reassured him it was no big deal. He cried. FML

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By suffersecks - 20/01/2012 23:54 - United States

Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML

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By omgwhyme - 08/01/2012 14:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML

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By dummy - 17/02/2012 00:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

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Big kid

By Anonymous - 08/09/2012 14:20 - United States - Rhodes

Today, I told my husband that I'm tired of feeling like his "blow-up doll". His response was to honk my boob and make squeaking noises. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 21:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML

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Ouch

By Anonymous - 14/12/2011 23:12 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML

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Cheer me up

By Anonymous - 03/10/2023 04:00

Today, I was in bed feeling sad and depressed because I hate my career and several major life choices I made for the wrong reasons. My husband, who had been trying to cheer me up all day, put the icing on the cake by saying, “Is this a bad time to mention the blowjob you promised me yesterday?” FML

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coolcocoxxx 12

Friday 17 August 2012 17:08

That's when you let him sleep on the couch. Yeah, FYL. Guys like that need to realize that girls are looking for more in a relationship than sex.

jjohnson26559 1

Friday 17 August 2012 17:10

What dick. He could've at least asked to 69.

Comments

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 17 August 2012 18:34

It's actually not impossible; it's very easy for a man to think up something sweet every day to do for his wife. What it actually is, is unrealistic.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Friday 17 August 2012 18:34

He's either just a horndog or you have mad skills!

Kiki242 19

Friday 17 August 2012 18:35

How can you be married and the relationship is just sex?

TheGreasyHobo 2

Friday 17 August 2012 18:40

Better give him a damn *******!

Ynasia 5

Friday 17 August 2012 18:51

Um...why are you married again?

CrazyManNo9 29

Friday 17 August 2012 18:58

Wait a minute. You are the one that used the word "sex" in the middle of the sentence. What did you think he was going to do?

wallstreet015 0

Friday 17 August 2012 19:38

you could always give him a ******* while expressing your argument. you both get what you want

toelie 26

Friday 17 August 2012 20:06

Exactly. Arguments are always expressed best with a dick in your mouth.

Eirena 5

Friday 17 August 2012 19:39

When you say marriage, you basically mean that you want the relationship to improve. Shouldn't you have defined the relationship before tying the knot?