By Michelle - 28/08/2009 17:11 - United States

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Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

hahahahahahahaha Your boyfriend is ******* awesome.

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Yaz_fml 0

I think I want to marry your boyfriend... xD

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alin_fml 0

I voted YDI because I'm done reading FMLs about girls bitching and moaning about their boys doing something a little weird or funny during sex. Get yourself a sense of humor, and stop writing here like it's the end of the damn world.

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sillylung 0

YDI for posting a non-FML. Save the FMLs for REAL problems.

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greenfairy0 0

this is too hilarious to actually pick whether it's an YDI or a FYL, so am just going to say... best non-romantic thing to say during sex!

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jonny2x4 0

she told me to come over and I took that trip then she pulled out my mushroom tip and when it came out it went drip drip drip i did not know she had the G.I. Joe kung fu grip" This is my first and last Sublime reference

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SemiSweet1181 0

Your boyfriend is awesome. Feel happy you got one with a great sense of humor. Roleplay as Peach and Mario next time. ;D

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colormestupid 0

your boyfriend is completely amazing.

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