By Michelle - 28/08/2009 17:11 - United States

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Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

hahahahahahahaha Your boyfriend is ******* awesome.

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Yaz_fml 0

I think I want to marry your boyfriend... xD

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keineeier7 1

You have to marry this man! He's awesome!!!!

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nlandcena 0

Now that I'm done trolling the negative comments, my take. YOUR BOYFRIEND IS EFFING WIN.

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ktho522 0

What is it with all these girls complaining about what their boyfriends have said during sex? This FML is hilarious! I would love to have a boyfriend with a sense of humor like that.

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zpicci 0

ha your boyfriend wins big time. i hope you get kicked by a little person tomorrow for not having a sense of humor.

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deni_kaos 0

stop complaining. i'd love to have that boyfriend!

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jBird_fml 0

This belongs on MLIA. Shame on you OP.

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Nometet 0

It's-a me, Mario XD You should be Peach. Or Daisy. Or Pauline. Whatever suits you.

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