By Michelle - 28/08/2009 17:11 - United States

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Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

hahahahahahahaha Your boyfriend is ******* awesome.

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Yaz_fml 0

I think I want to marry your boyfriend... xD

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amsedel 1

bahahah! this was SO funnyyy!

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immumo 2

this is no FML. i think it was kinda cute. FYL for not taking it in the right spirit. he's a player.

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GreenEmoChick189 0

Your boyfriend is hilarious! At least you get to be Princess Peach! lol

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andiiwandii 0

That made me laugh, but at least you know you're with a guy who has a sense of humor. :)

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epicFAIL_Sometim 0

See my name? This is NOT your boyfriend. Epic WIN!! He's awesome!! See that sentence above? This IS your boyfriend.

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div01 2

and ur supposed to act all helpless silly! ...mario.. peach.. mario saves peach.. anyone?

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beastio 0

No, FHL for having a girlfriend with no ******* sense of humor.

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dayrin7 4

hmm i am sick of all the fml's with girls complaining about their boyfriend's doing something weird while having sex.! i wanna hear about a girl doing something weird for once ^_^ but thats not gunna happen.. boys don't bitch and whine like most girls do , they just happy they having sex XD

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