By Michelle - 28/08/2009 17:11 - United States

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Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

hahahahahahahaha Your boyfriend is ******* awesome.

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Yaz_fml 0

I think I want to marry your boyfriend... xD

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unholy_corrupted 0

I lol'd pretty hard at this! You're boyfriend is funny

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futurecatlady 2

Not an FML. Try MLIA. Also PLEASE DUMP YOUR BOYFRIEND SO I CAN HAVE HIM?

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keyairia 0

LMAO! duuuuude that's awesome! how is this an FML?

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zymn 6

AHAHAHA that is soooo epic! god, your boyfriend is awesome. and that's something i would do. hell, when me and my ex were getting all cuddly and shit and my head was laying in her lap i did a Gir impression and was like "i'm gonna sing the doom song now!" she laughed her ass off, which is good. woulda been bad if she had no idea what i was talking about.

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whoabiach 0

thats a creative son of a bitch u should be happy

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altkat 3

Wow, like everybody has been saying, your boyfriend is freaking amazing.

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testing_fml 0

Now an FML. ******* awesome.

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leyash 0

I agree, FYL for being a bitch.

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Shmoopie4 0

Bahaha. How is this an FML? It's funny! It's so something my husband would do, too. Better learn to appreciate his sense of humor before he finds someone else who will! PS: Your boyfriend is awesome!

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