By Michelle - 28/08/2009 17:11 - United States

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Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

hahahahahahahaha Your boyfriend is ******* awesome.

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Yaz_fml 0

I think I want to marry your boyfriend... xD

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Miss_Jess 0

if my boyfriend said that i would probably die from laughing. your bf is amazing.

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Linzzification 0

is this the sexiest thing this guy could think of saying>? this is why tweens should not have sex.

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nlandcena 0

Agreed on the tweens point. Although, this does not protect you. You are, like the others, an idiot.

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Gavik 0

YDI Because he wins so hard.

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FHGrif 0

People say weird things during sex. The body does crazy things during sex. People

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passtheleino 0

This got me so horny, that I am now fingering my bum and licking the poo off my finger. SO HOT!

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Starchild21 3

LOL! it was just a matter of time before the creepers came online _________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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passtheleino 0

Its creepy to be horny now, thanks for hurting my feelings and brown finger. :(

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KaylaaChristine 0

You don't deserve him.....your bf is amazing and you're a loser :)

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stanzskin 0

Your boyfriend is an immature dork. Dump the geek and get with a real man who doesn't fantasize about video game characters. I'll bet the moron doesn't even know where your g-spot is.

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nlandcena 0

You're an even bigger idiot than the last person I called an idiot.

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jamielax11 0

can i have sex with ur bf eventhough he's a dude? he sounds AWESOME

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